For some reason, unknown to all but the most powerful of minds, Cocobolo has just gained access to Charft’s Blog! There is something I need to say before I chew up the feather pillows, pee on the loveseat, and poop in a secret place that he wont find for several weeks until finally, in a fit of desperation, he spends several hours trying to find the source of the smell, only to realize that the smell isn’t coming FROM the toilet, but rather, BEHIND the toilet. Where was I going with this…? Oh yeah, Charf, what’s up? Did you have your kid yet? How’s Wombat doing? These are thing I NEED TO KNOW!
Anyone who would like to respond about Coco’s recent expansion of power, or are just looking for information in how they can join his campaign for more power, please post a comment.
Coco, I bow down to your great power. It is truly glorious. I have gathered many followers and young virgins to seek knowledge.
Steams
March 28th, 2006